April 2013
heyitspj:
scuzzmutt:
what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs
they are trained to be the very breast
March 2013
Watchheyfunniest:
Shortest life changing video I’ve ever seen
tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:
*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
bombliate:
how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past
lbby:
friends that immediately give u the wifi password are the best kind of friends
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
indigostohelit:
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys...
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping
kissmelou:
so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, luca, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”
February 2013
My boyfriend smells great
January 2013
