December 2011
itistimetofaceourfears asked: Aaaayy Baaabyyy , Guess what? ELLANDRA LOVES YOU :D yes.... i'm creepin' right now . c;
When I smile... →
Expectation:
Reality:
When the loudest person in the class tells someone... →
I found a lipstick that will help you lose weight. →
How to put out a fire..
When someone's telling me their life issues and...
When you bite your tongue while eating..
You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
The first day of school.
Everybody else:
Me:
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what enthic group are they
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It...
Wooden tit
LOLLOLOLO OMG IM DEAD
When you try and do finger tutting... →
Expectation:
Reality:
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
